What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What are some good suggestions for books? I'm into romance, fantasy and Romantasy.

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

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After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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